Sixtuple posts, fuck yeah. My computer broke again Tuesday night, which I'll bitch more about in a minute, also is I'm just plain lazy.
I've been really stressed out recently, and not jerking my shit isn't helping. It used to be, I'd get stressed out, I'd watch porn, whip out my dick, and bust a nut to lend a hand. The main reason is my computer breaking on me late Tuesday night. Normally this would only be a minor inconvenience, since I can pretty readily use the other computer in my house, but unfortunately I had about a dozen shits to do for school, which I'd been up all night doing. I'd done about half of them already luckily, and printed them out, but about half of the stuff I needed done was still on my computer, which was now broken. Of course, none of my teachers believed me the next day, so I ended up getting marked off for all of them, all because of Apple's fucking shit. I spent the limited time I had on my computer, for the most part, doing the work that had been lost when my computer died, which is why I'm writing this now.
The problem with doing sixtuple posts is you never remember what you did in the past week. Also I'm pretty high right now, which isn't helping. I spent most of my time today with my friend and his cousin, chilling around not doing much of anything at this fuckin' mall around here. My parents had friends over on Friday so I chilled at my friend's house for the night.
I hope that for my final two days, I'll be able to not multi-post.
Unfortunately, now that my computer is broken, I have this huge fucking problem of not being able to access porn after my final day. I mean, jerking off period will be fuckin' incredible, regardless of porn, but I had it all planned out at the beginning how I would finish. I was gonna watch porn for like a good or two hours before, then right at midnight, I'd whip out my dick and just bust. Now my only option really is, lie in fucking bed, maybe watch some Friends, and bust a nut at midnight. Really a lot less attractive sounding.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Day 20
Originally, today I was planning on going out with some friends, get high, maybe see a movie or some shit. Unfortunately that didn't happen, so I ended up sitting on my ass at home pretty much all day.
I woke up around 9 or some shit, which is incredibly early for me. Since nobody was up at this time, I decided I'd step outside and smoke a bowl, rather than do it in my room and spray up the whole area with disinfecting Axe and what-not. After that I came inside and fell right back asleep.
Around 12 I got up again and called up one of the dude's I was planning on hanging out with today. He says some shit about not being able to come, but we could chill tomorrow. Called a few other people, couldn't find anything to do, so I pretty much just shitted around the house all day. Playing video games, watching TV and the like.
I've become pretty good at avoiding boner-inducing shit on the internet and TV, today was no exception. Don't get me wrong, I was hard a lot today, just none of it was avoidable. I think, if anything, what's going to make me lose this little venture is my fucking imagination running all wild and horny ad shit like that. I honestly think tat this point, if I were to watch porn, I'd just cum without even touching my cock at all.
Again, sorry for the boring writing.
I woke up around 9 or some shit, which is incredibly early for me. Since nobody was up at this time, I decided I'd step outside and smoke a bowl, rather than do it in my room and spray up the whole area with disinfecting Axe and what-not. After that I came inside and fell right back asleep.
Around 12 I got up again and called up one of the dude's I was planning on hanging out with today. He says some shit about not being able to come, but we could chill tomorrow. Called a few other people, couldn't find anything to do, so I pretty much just shitted around the house all day. Playing video games, watching TV and the like.
I've become pretty good at avoiding boner-inducing shit on the internet and TV, today was no exception. Don't get me wrong, I was hard a lot today, just none of it was avoidable. I think, if anything, what's going to make me lose this little venture is my fucking imagination running all wild and horny ad shit like that. I honestly think tat this point, if I were to watch porn, I'd just cum without even touching my cock at all.
Again, sorry for the boring writing.
Days 18 and 19
So as I'm sure most of the readers of this have noticed, my writing practices recently have turned to shit. Multi-posts out the ass, and it just feels like what I'm writing is simply boring now. It's definitely boring as fuck to write.
For a while last night (Day 19, it's Day 20 when I'm writing this) I was seriously considering giving up and whacking my shit, partially because I feel like my chronicling of this whole thing has turned to shit. I didn't, obviously, but I came really fucking close man. So as I'm sure most of the readers of this have noticed, my writing practices recently have turned to shit. Multi-posts out the ass, and it just feels like what I'm writing is simply boring now. It's definitely boring as fuck to write.
For a while last night (Day 19, it's Day 20 when I'm writing this) I was seriously considering giving up and whacking my shit, partially because I feel like my chronicling of this whole thing has turned to shit. I didn't, obviously, but I came really fucking close, man.
In Life News, I recently came upon a little sum of money after selling a few games, and since there's no games I really want to buy right now, or anything else for that matter, I've been smoking a lot more recently. That's pretty much the only even remotely major event that's happened in the past two days. My friend's birthday is coming up on the 1st of March, so me and a couple of other friends are all pulling funds together and we're hoping to get enough money so that we'll have a shit load of weed. The goal is 2-3 grams per person. And after that I'll be done with this whole jerk out month bullshit.
For a while last night (Day 19, it's Day 20 when I'm writing this) I was seriously considering giving up and whacking my shit, partially because I feel like my chronicling of this whole thing has turned to shit. I didn't, obviously, but I came really fucking close man. So as I'm sure most of the readers of this have noticed, my writing practices recently have turned to shit. Multi-posts out the ass, and it just feels like what I'm writing is simply boring now. It's definitely boring as fuck to write.
For a while last night (Day 19, it's Day 20 when I'm writing this) I was seriously considering giving up and whacking my shit, partially because I feel like my chronicling of this whole thing has turned to shit. I didn't, obviously, but I came really fucking close, man.
In Life News, I recently came upon a little sum of money after selling a few games, and since there's no games I really want to buy right now, or anything else for that matter, I've been smoking a lot more recently. That's pretty much the only even remotely major event that's happened in the past two days. My friend's birthday is coming up on the 1st of March, so me and a couple of other friends are all pulling funds together and we're hoping to get enough money so that we'll have a shit load of weed. The goal is 2-3 grams per person. And after that I'll be done with this whole jerk out month bullshit.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Day 17
Not jerking for two and a half weeks has taken up a lot less space than jerking for a two and a half weeks would have, since there's not the mess of tissue papers everywhere. Not for long though, I'm more than halfway through and I'm feeling relatively confident after today. I don't know what happened over night, but I was able to manage, almost completely, my dick today. I got hard ons of course, that's unavoidable, but they were completely controllable.
Regardless though, I'm tired as shit right now, I got no sleep last night, I'll finish upt his post tomrorrow haha. Probably shouldn't even publish this, btu fuck it.
Regardless though, I'm tired as shit right now, I got no sleep last night, I'll finish upt his post tomrorrow haha. Probably shouldn't even publish this, btu fuck it.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Day 16
Honestly, I think this is probably the hardest thing I've ever tried to do. I don't do shit like this often. For one, I have no self-discipline at all. I feel like, though, if I can not jerk off for a month, I'll have mastered myself. I'll be like a gunless, white, Morpheus.
If you recall, yesterday I was bitching about having a really bad cold. It pretty much left me last night, I'm still kinda sore in the throat but it's not that bad. Rather than stay at home and sleep all day saying I'm sick, I went to school. I knew that if I stayed home I'd only end up either jerking off, or lying on my ass with a hard on all day. I figured I might as well go to school and get high and sit on my ass all day with a hard on. Luckily, only one of my classes had any particularly hot girls in it, so today wasn't the hardest day ever.
I bought a new pipe at lunch, it's a little brass fucker I got for $6 from a convenience store, and it came with free screens. I haven't had a chance to try it out yet, but I probably will tomorrow some time, either at lunch or after school. It's pretty gay looking honestly, it's got this rainbow going around it, and a little peace sign on it. It's not gay cause it has a peace sign, just the whole thing looks really faggoty, like something a 12 year old girl would put around her wrist.
If you recall, yesterday I was bitching about having a really bad cold. It pretty much left me last night, I'm still kinda sore in the throat but it's not that bad. Rather than stay at home and sleep all day saying I'm sick, I went to school. I knew that if I stayed home I'd only end up either jerking off, or lying on my ass with a hard on all day. I figured I might as well go to school and get high and sit on my ass all day with a hard on. Luckily, only one of my classes had any particularly hot girls in it, so today wasn't the hardest day ever.
I bought a new pipe at lunch, it's a little brass fucker I got for $6 from a convenience store, and it came with free screens. I haven't had a chance to try it out yet, but I probably will tomorrow some time, either at lunch or after school. It's pretty gay looking honestly, it's got this rainbow going around it, and a little peace sign on it. It's not gay cause it has a peace sign, just the whole thing looks really faggoty, like something a 12 year old girl would put around her wrist.
Monday, February 16, 2009
Days 14 and 15
Days 14 and 15 were basically the exact same. I've got this fuck-me-in-the-ass-with-a-razor-blade bad cold. It feels like someone's been taking a fucking broomstick, and smacking me over the head again and again and again and again, then shoving the splinters down my throat and making me drink fucking Elmer's glue... No homo. Ibuprofen, which is all I have in my house ATM, isn't doing shit for me. All I can do is constantly drink really cold shit, which kinda numbs my throat, but hardly.
Luckily, when I'm this sick I have absolutely no will to jerk off. It's the last thing on my mind. These past two days have been by far the easiest so far to not go to town.
Also, this will probably be my last multi-post. I managed to fix my computer, only after resetting my hard drive and losing all my shit, including some really nice porn that I was planning on jerking off to this coming March 2nd.
I didn't really do shit though these past two days. Being sick I ended up laying on my ass trying to go to sleep a lot of the time. When I wasn't lying down, hoping to be hit by a rock and pass out until this fucking cold was gone, I was lying down watching TV and playing Left 4 Dead, which I borrowed from a friend. Game was OK but I didn't play it a whole lot, just beat one of the 4 campaigns you can go through.
I also watched Stand By Me for the first time since I was 12 myself. I realized that movie is seriously the most sausage-festive film of all time. I counted two women, one of whom doesn't even speak. Gordo's mom, and the chick that runs out of the restaurant after Chris and Gordo shoot off the gun. I don't know why I'm writing about that. It's pretty sad when your life is so boring you have to bitch about a prepubescent sausage fest no homo.
Luckily, when I'm this sick I have absolutely no will to jerk off. It's the last thing on my mind. These past two days have been by far the easiest so far to not go to town.
Also, this will probably be my last multi-post. I managed to fix my computer, only after resetting my hard drive and losing all my shit, including some really nice porn that I was planning on jerking off to this coming March 2nd.
I didn't really do shit though these past two days. Being sick I ended up laying on my ass trying to go to sleep a lot of the time. When I wasn't lying down, hoping to be hit by a rock and pass out until this fucking cold was gone, I was lying down watching TV and playing Left 4 Dead, which I borrowed from a friend. Game was OK but I didn't play it a whole lot, just beat one of the 4 campaigns you can go through.
I also watched Stand By Me for the first time since I was 12 myself. I realized that movie is seriously the most sausage-festive film of all time. I counted two women, one of whom doesn't even speak. Gordo's mom, and the chick that runs out of the restaurant after Chris and Gordo shoot off the gun. I don't know why I'm writing about that. It's pretty sad when your life is so boring you have to bitch about a prepubescent sausage fest no homo.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Days 11, 12, 13
Right off I'd like to say I'm sorry for having a triple post. Also, this is almost definitely not going to be the last one. My computer is fucked up so I have to use my sister's computer which is a piece of shit, which I can only do when she's not home. This post is probably gonna read really bad, since it's pretty rushed. Also I'm realllly high and kinda drunk right now, so forgive me.
Day 11:
N/A... I honestly have almost no recollection of what happened on Thursday. All I remember is a few shits in class, which were pretty boring.
Day 12:
Friday I got up about 2 hours later than usual. Rather than going to class 30 minutes later, I went to Tim Horton's and bought myself an Ice Cap. Good shit. During lunch my friend got into a fight with this faggot kid who always tries to fight kids 2 years younger than him, since he can't take anyone his own age, and kicked the fucking shit out of him. At the beginning of lunch they started fighting at this plaza about a block from our school. Some security guard dude came and broke it up 20 seconds in though, so that didn't happen. Later during lunch, at school, they started fighting again, not interrupted by any security guard fucker, and the other dude got his ass fucking beat.
After school me, the friend who was in the fight (D), and my other friend (C), went over to the D's house and chilled there for a while. Around 7 we went out and picked up a little celebratory pot, and headed over to my house, since nobody had the foresight to bring papers. After picking up the papers from my house we got on a bus and headed out to a mall, where we rolled it up, smoked it, and went to this movie theater. We were gonna see the new Jason movie but we got there like 30 minutes too late so we just chilled around outside and in the mall and shit till around 11. D slept at my house and C went home.
Day 13:
Pretty uneventful day. C came over again, and him, me and D chilled around playing video games most of the day. They left around 9ish, and for the rest of the day I sat around getting high and watching this Friends (fuck everyone who hates it, it was a wonderful fucking show, and probably was one of the best sitcoms of the 20th century) marathon they had on TVtropolis. It was all the Ross and Rachel episodes, and lasted until like 6 AM. I fell asleep in my chair around 3 though. Fucking Jennifer Aniston is such a cock tease though. If you take note of it, there are quite a few episodes where she's completely braless, and you can clearly see her nipples through her shirt. Even without the bralessness, she's fucking hot. I can't remember who it was that was in that movie with her, where she walked around naked in it, but that man was lucky as fuck.
Day 11:
N/A... I honestly have almost no recollection of what happened on Thursday. All I remember is a few shits in class, which were pretty boring.
Day 12:
Friday I got up about 2 hours later than usual. Rather than going to class 30 minutes later, I went to Tim Horton's and bought myself an Ice Cap. Good shit. During lunch my friend got into a fight with this faggot kid who always tries to fight kids 2 years younger than him, since he can't take anyone his own age, and kicked the fucking shit out of him. At the beginning of lunch they started fighting at this plaza about a block from our school. Some security guard dude came and broke it up 20 seconds in though, so that didn't happen. Later during lunch, at school, they started fighting again, not interrupted by any security guard fucker, and the other dude got his ass fucking beat.
After school me, the friend who was in the fight (D), and my other friend (C), went over to the D's house and chilled there for a while. Around 7 we went out and picked up a little celebratory pot, and headed over to my house, since nobody had the foresight to bring papers. After picking up the papers from my house we got on a bus and headed out to a mall, where we rolled it up, smoked it, and went to this movie theater. We were gonna see the new Jason movie but we got there like 30 minutes too late so we just chilled around outside and in the mall and shit till around 11. D slept at my house and C went home.
Day 13:
Pretty uneventful day. C came over again, and him, me and D chilled around playing video games most of the day. They left around 9ish, and for the rest of the day I sat around getting high and watching this Friends (fuck everyone who hates it, it was a wonderful fucking show, and probably was one of the best sitcoms of the 20th century) marathon they had on TVtropolis. It was all the Ross and Rachel episodes, and lasted until like 6 AM. I fell asleep in my chair around 3 though. Fucking Jennifer Aniston is such a cock tease though. If you take note of it, there are quite a few episodes where she's completely braless, and you can clearly see her nipples through her shirt. Even without the bralessness, she's fucking hot. I can't remember who it was that was in that movie with her, where she walked around naked in it, but that man was lucky as fuck.
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